Description

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbor’s dog?
What’s great for a snack and fits on your back?
It’s Jazzy Sport Red Roller Backpack, Jazzy Sport Red Roller Backpack, Jazzy Sport Red Roller Backpack!
It’s Jazzy Sport Red Roller Backpack, Jazzy Sport Red Roller Backpack, it’s red, it’s wheely, it’s misunderstood.
It’s Jazzy Sport Red Roller Backpack, Jazzy Sport Red Roller Backpack, it’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone wants a Jazzy Sport Red Roller Backpack! You’re gonna love it – Jazzy Sport Red Roller Backpack!
Come on and get your Jazzy Sport Red Roller Backpack! Everyone needs a Jazzy Sport Red Roller Backpack!

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Oh, Man! I just got one of these, and let me tell you: It rocks!

Ok, ok, I know what you’re thinking: “Dude, it’s a lame-ass backpack that even sirbingo would find too boring and safe for his children.”

But NO! Dude, this thing is brutal! The frame with extendable handle, and the solid one-piece base with wheels and bottom feet, the snug fasteners … this thing could remove some serious teeth on the playground or on the bus. And, from mud and standing puddles to episodes of everyday violence, it’ll keep your stuff safe and snug!

• An Über-Large Compartment with a flat reinforced base.
• A Medium Compartment with a zippered mesh pocket, easy access key-ring clip, and multiple sleeves for writing utensils, laser pointers, scalpels, thermometers, syringes, and more!
• A Small Front Compartment (with accommodations for headphones, detonation wires, rubber tubing, straws, etc).
• One large open style “kangaroo” pouch with adjustable securing straps!
• A nice extendable handle for pulling it along or swinging it with a greater reach (a useful surprise in any situation)!
• A lined sheet of padding for that area between your back and the frame.
• It’s got a nice little flap to cover the wheels; so after you’ve finished hauling it through the mud, or smashing in someone’s face, you can fold the flap over over the wheels to keep yourself clean when you sling it on your back! How freakin’ cool is that! That’ll definitely help save on your dry-cleaning bills.
• Velcro! There’s Velcro! And Clasps! And webbing! And rings to fasten to for who-knows-what! It’s got doo-dads and what-da-ya-call-‘ems!
• 2 Zippered Side Pouches.
• And if you don’t like the rubber “JAZZY SPORT” label, the tag is sewn on and easily removable by popping the stitches on it’s back!

Never mind that it’s red. Ok, not that there’s anything wrong with a good blood-red, and it does have some nice shiny fabric sections, but I personally would prefer black. But you’ll need it to be red just to hide blood this thing could spill, just like why the British Redcoats wore red and stuff … Anyway, this thing is solid. And not only can it pack away some stuff, it can pack a wallop!

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