“True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they’ve gotta match.”

With all the pretty women turning us down, how is a man to find true love? Each woman turns out to break our hearts more than the one before, what do we need this heart ache for? Instead of looking for a woman to knock our socks off, let’s get our socks on! Warm comfy socks, on a warm comfy couch, eating onion and sour cream chips, watching our favorite sports show. No more getting dressed to impress. No more looking for the right woman or the right sock, HECK, we’ve got a 6 pack to choose from! Of course you will find your match, 12 socks and 6 matches, so you never have to search in frustration any longer. You don’t have to browse around on match.com to find the one with the most compatibility. Your pair is right there!

It’s time to say goodbye to our shoddy dates, get rid of those meaningless women, and begin to relax to the max with our tried and true Uncle Argyle socks that come cheaper by the 6 pack! These socks will never betray us and never leave us for another man!