You Tiger Fans Could Have Used This!
Ok all of you Tiger fans! Where were you all during the world series? More specifically, where were you all without your Sports Fan Voodoo Kit? You could have turned the tide of the series with a few simple pin pricks. This beauty of a kit is the perfect item to offer on Halloween to all of you rabid sport fans. It comes with a cushiony Voodoo Doll, a handful of Pins and a 64 page Sports Fan Voodoo Handbook for all of your “voodoo rookies” out there.
Some of the chapters in the Handbook include:
- Settling Your Targets: Voodoo You Love, Voodoo You Hate?
- Voodoo Calisthenics: Preparing for Game Time
- Pinning the Blame: Stirring Up Internal Dissent in Rival Locker Rooms
- Rumps (Refs and Umps): From Nemeses to Patron Saints in Three Easy Pin Pricks
- Coaches and Managers: Turn Their Skipper Into Your Little Buddy
- Good Thrashings: When a Humiliating Loss Just Isn’t Enough
It is now time, you down-and-out Tiger fans, to stop licking your wounds, get out of bed after sleeping for 4 days straight, and to purchase this Voodoo Doll. The Lions are in desperate need of your help!
, complete with 46 ready-made spells to bring your team to victory, or cause a rival to sink into a sudden losing streak. The perfect tool to end all curses – for once and for all!
Voodoo pins to deliver your message, whether it’s boosting your team’s overall performance, or sticking it to a hated player. You can give your favorite player the guts to go for it, or cause a rival to get a bad case of butterflies. There’s a spell for every scenario – good or bad – and they work for every sport.
The Sports Fan Voodoo Handbook, an entertaining 64-page guide to voodoo spells and techniques that are guaranteed to deliver the “W.” Sports fan extraordinaire and voodoo guru Voodini explains the basics of spell incantation and voodoo-doll magic, while offering tips for concocting spells for your team’s specific needs.
- Ice Dancing
- Mixed Martial Arts
- Football
- Hockey
- Soccer
- Rubgy
- Cricket
- Golf
- Chess and Scrabble Tournaments
- Tennis
- Baseball
- Basketball
- Boxing
- Wrestling
- Gymnastics
- Bowling
- Softball
- Competitive Heckling
- Hiking
- Sunbathing
- Badminton
- Fishing
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