Salutations, loyal Tanganites. I’m taking a small break from Metacrosses this week to visit a puzzle format that should be familiar to everyone. If this is your first trip to my Tanga Times, click here for previous issues. In order to obtain your Tanga Points, verify your solution, or both, send an E-mail to Verve640@AOL.com. This week the prizes are as follows:

1st – 10 TP
2nd – 6 TP
3rd – 4 TP

Obligatory warm-up video:
No one’s looking, don’t hold back…