So you think you can write? Write the best vertical “Tanga Rocks” poem and you will win:

$10 in TC (Tangacash guys! Learn the acronyms!!)
500 TP (those aren’t rolls of TP, these are Tanga Points!)
and most importantly –
At least one weeks worth of bragging rights!

What in this Tanga-World is a vertical poem you are asking? I have kindly constructed my own masterpiece to use as an example:

**Tanga Rocks Because:

T hey always have great product
A nd great customer service, too
N othing is comparable
G reat games out the wa-zoo!
A lthough I spend all my money
R ocking my Tanga-Tshirts is always fun
O ver my credit card limit
C ause I always feel like I won
K nowing there’s another deal every day
S leep will not come tonight, I’d say**

Notice that the first letter of every line spells out “Tanga Rocks”? That is what you are to create.

Submit your entries below in a comment and we will pick the winner on Monday.

Good luck!